Overconfident statement. Elaborate, defensive excuse.

If you only have two minutes, start at 25:00.

[Relieved laughter.]

But then they buried her alive, one evening 1945.

I spent the day in bed with Ira (Glass), Jon (Stewart) and Stephen (Colbert), and Google Earth, Go Fug Yourself and ForeignPolicy.com. I finally slept today and feel slightly more alive, though somehow no less tired. Bernd is getting sick now. At this rate, we'll never have sex again and I'll nap through my graduation party.