The whole ballet of affection.

Chicago.

King-size bed.


You can totally see my bra.


Oh, the devastation! Er, we walked around on the set of Transformers 3.

Bean!

We're both trying not to laugh because we had to 'hold' the kiss for way too long.

Home from the Twin Cities.

Wow. He has really huge monster hands, doesn't he?

More than a catbird hates a cat.

To My Valentine, by Ogden Nash

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests unexpected guests,
That's how much you I love.

I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths,
That's how you're loved by me.